Saturday, July 11, 2009

the prettiest whistles won't wrestle the thistles undone

So apparently:
When an individual wins 8 Olympic Gold Medals in a single outing, the natural reaction of course is to get caught with crack, and then join strategic marketing forces with a smug "used-to-be-fat" guy to promote sandwiches. Awe-some.


Been watching the show, "30 Days", on FX for about twenty minutes now. Today's job to highlight is West Virginian coal mining.

Dang.

I mean, I thought I knew. But not entirely. And these people aren't ignorant. They what they do for the country; literally, powering half of America. They also know what they do to the environment; quickly destroying it, especially with mountain top blasting. Some even go as far as to be active in getting their companies to help push for alternative energies, thus putting them out of work. They know what they do to themselves; possible cave-ins, explosions, etc. at any moment AND the near absolute that the dust in the mines will develop a disease that will kill them. They also know what they do for their families; a guaranteed $60,000/year pay.

So much respect has been made in so little time.


Hayden Panettiere is a hottie. And so quickly, so many of you have lost respect for me.

...why has it been changed to "Syfy" !?!

Anime on Adult Swim is lame.

Out of all the "come-to-this-state-and-enjoy-yourself" ads, Oregon's is the worst. Sorry Redwoods, no tourist boosts for you this year.

Is that Cuz-cake?

Poor little kid with the big ears and the striped shirt you'll never be quiet enough.

It's perfect, beautiful, pretty skin. +7 Incoherency.

Glenn Close doesn't really make that good of a Vice-President. Harrison Ford, however, well...amazing President.

A one, Randy Orten, was probably born with a blank, vacant, rather dazed expression.

Huckabee, love ya to death, but your show is boring.

There's someone actually out there who named their daughter Jamaica?! And she's white?!

Don't stand in the way of Brian Shaw. You just can't mess with 49.69 seconds, man.

Who's ready for some All-Star game?

Tonight's CNBC industry spotlight: Porn.

Trust me on this: the hair-dryer, blow-dryer, curling iron...

I like what my friend Kelly Carr says: there's nothing divisive or offending on the Weather Channel.

Hi. I'm A.J. Hammer, and celebrity deaths are the best thing that ever happened to me.

I wouldn't want to be a member of the Valley Swim Club right now.

Combustion chambers!

Why does BookTV always have a delay to it?

C-SPAN pulls off the black sheet background just, oh so well. Aha.

I want a thermal camera.

If you don't see it on our lot, we'll find it for you.

Scrolling black bar.

Apparently hotels run music channels when it comes to the local "late-teen" channels. Better not tell my boss.

Yes, kids. Run to the luxury hotel with your guns drawn.

Nothing says father-son relationships like the O.C.C.

More scrolling black bars To the laft now, ya'll.

This is the first time that they're presenting item K-21681 with free shipping!!

Check your pixels.

Children have nothing to do between us and the Israelis.

I saw that last night, and said to myself, um, not sure if that's for me.

OMG. Hanging dead feet + foreplay + obscurely poor audio such that you can't know what's going on + animated chameleons = excellent entertainment. Maximum LOLZ. Ugh.

I only hope that one day you reveal unto the world who actually shot John F. Kenn- alright now.

How uh, how's your mother? / She's dead. Feisty little Nicolas Cage.

The world is so gray with a bagpipes soundtrack on KTBS 3.

Since when is TV Guide Network more interseting than half of what it's listing!?


Silly Tony Alamo.